Learn to drive a stick, or else.

Kinja'd!!! "GLiddy" (GLiddy)
01/23/2015 at 12:16 • Filed to: None

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Alabama woman allegedly strangled, beaten because she couldn't drive a stick.

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Athens police charged a man with domestic violence Sunday after his girlfriend said he hit her and strangled her because she couldn't operate a stick shift transmission.


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > GLiddy
01/23/2015 at 12:26

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I didn't know some us on oppo were that violent.


Kinja'd!!! GLiddy > Brian Silvestro
01/23/2015 at 12:29

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Being enthusiast about being able to drive a stick is one thing...but jeez.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > GLiddy
01/23/2015 at 12:42

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Slams against UGA so tempting, but would be tasteless.
/Georgia Tech


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > GLiddy
01/23/2015 at 12:48

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LIMESTONE COUNTY REPRESENT! I'm just glad that AL.com isn't like all the local news stations and say it happened in Elkmont, even if it was on the other side of Athens.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
01/23/2015 at 13:03

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This is Athens, AL, not Georgia.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
01/23/2015 at 13:08

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Curse you, habit of just skimming! Curse you....
Still, the only good Athens is a greek Athens. Maybe.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
01/23/2015 at 13:20

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No. Athens, Al has cheap gas and a Whitt's Barbecue(North Alabama thing). Athens, Greece does not.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
01/23/2015 at 13:24

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...yet. There's money to be made.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
01/23/2015 at 13:25

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Athens, Al is getting lots of factories. MONEY MONEY MONEY.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
01/23/2015 at 13:35

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Best answer: Move Athens, Greece to Athens, AL. All of it.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
01/23/2015 at 13:46

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No, Greece can keep Athens. We don't want their economy.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
01/23/2015 at 13:49

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I was thinking that Old Athens as a theme park attached to Athens AL wouldn't *necessarily* be bringing the Greek economy with. I could be wrong, though.


Kinja'd!!! NJAnon > GLiddy
01/23/2015 at 16:46

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Oppo fans in Georgia, you'll need to disown that guy. Fast. Like as fast as you drive your jalopnik sled to work.


Kinja'd!!! Axial > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
01/23/2015 at 18:46

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Have you been reading the news? There's no money in Athens, Greece, and that's why the EU has been so up in arms...